Your Weekend Horoscope - Let the possums fight again, this time without helmets.

Remain vigilant this week as the Zodiac spins with the vigor of a poorly built firework, your anger could be the dancing flame to a bank manager’s fuse. Understand the difference between ‘ok’ and ‘not ok’, your lawyer is tired of waiting for you to catch up. On the other hand you couldn’t have been more right about knee-high suede boots, you’ve been killing it recently on the streets, fantastic.

As all breeds of toy and hound dogs are in the lavender cycle of Mercury’s gaze, financial endeavours will be crispy. Allow yourself to be whisked along the silky river of happiness when romance throws you into the warm duvet of ruffled passion. Keep your chin up, life’s baffling bombardment is tough, but worth it in the end. When the work is done and the sweet scent of chocolate is released as the wrapper is marginally torn, you’ll know what all the effort was for. Your lucky numbers are a little dusty, clean those suckers up, pronto.